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onion
Ellen R - The first gay comedian onion

Been gone for quite some time, i'm sure you've missed me crazily.
So this is my new life. Onions. They're incredibly underestimated you know. Poor little onions.
No, but this is a part in eh, a part of my new life. Yesss...
Well we had to draw an onion and my had apparently been named Ellen. Ellen R.
Wow I can imagine her shooting at the screen like James.
"My name is R, Ellen R." Dudu du du dududu.

Currently, I'm sitting here with my batman t-shirt BATMAN!way oversized silky, zebrastriped men-underwear, green and blue striped slippers and on top of it all a pixie cap.
Have tons of homework, but it has become a habit to, well not do them. Instead I'm playing Super friggin Mario on 64 and lovin it!
Well, right now my dear friend Mario has fallen asleep in front of the "Tick Tock Clock" to it's rythmical ticking.
God I'm in desperate need of doing something, going somewhere!
Felicia isn't really positive when I say "Let's go amish in Russia!"
Not positive is a bit of an understatement, she's more like "I will never ever in my entire life set foot in Russia or any other country like that!"
Tss I'll get her to change her mind, just wait and see..
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# Posté le mercredi 11 février 2009 13:51

Let's go BANANAS!

Let's go BANANAS!
Friday
The day with a big damn D!
well, at least I hope so.
Had to send my new computer back.. muy muy fun. They had sent the wrong fucking one and they refused to admit it. So not only I had to send it back and wait for a new one, they're making me pay almost 100 DAMN $ more for it, though they're the one who's made this really annoying(!) mistake.
A life without a computer...
No seriously, almost two damn months without my precious is hard, oh so hard..
Well, I'm pretty sure the new new one is arriving on FRIDAY.
Holy fucking Jesus I'm gonna download (schh!) so many movies you just couldn't believe. No, I've seriously never ever downloaded one single movie or song.
I'm an honest citizen.
hrmm..

So friday, be prepared!
gonna try answer the comments and messages then.
god, I hate using others pics, so I made the effort to transfer one of my beautiful ones to this ordenador. Be proud of me and enjoy :D

Hasta la vista
I love you, you love me (you know it) etc etc.


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# Posté le lundi 03 novembre 2008 13:34

Ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha...
Oh, but the place is filled with the sweetest mem'ries

Mem'ries so sweet that I cry

Dreams that I've had left me feeling so bad

I just want to give up and lay down and die



Right now I don't feel very well.
Just as usual the family that I'm staying with left me All by myseeelf and left the home before I even wake up. I really feel the bond between us. Started to go through the pics on my phone and oh god I miss so much right now. + My winter-depression is starting to kick in once again. I'm too tired to do anything and the last couple of days my bedtime has been earlier then 9pm. On top of this I'm completely broke. I have about -90$. oh yes I'm on minus! My light in the tunnel is that my new computer is coming next week. yay me! (payed with money from an saving-account.. mine ofc). My other one died a couple of weeks ago. Think I'm gonna go bury it in the graveyard.

god this sucks.

Isnt life a blast
Its just like living in the past
We go downtown to do our shopping
And we live in Suburbia
And I say
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
He he he he he he he he
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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# Posté le samedi 18 octobre 2008 09:20

Modifié le samedi 18 octobre 2008 11:23

oh yes.

oh yes.
I have GOT a life!



All women around the world want a phony rock star
Who plays guitar

Forget all about that macho shit
And learn how to play guitar
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# Posté le jeudi 09 octobre 2008 13:50

22:22

22:22
Let's go amish in Russia.

Felicia came up with this bright idea of us walking to Russia.
"If we begin now and head out west we'll probably be there in 3 weeks"
West? Why make it easy when you can make it 50 times harder? Oh yes we'll just have to cross the atlantic ocean and walk through canada then Tada we're there! Let's do it.
I love her way of thinking.
we will definitely see more of the world doing it our style.

Our new favourite movie is Napoleon Dynamite. He's so fucking great!

What are you gonna do today Napoleon? Whatever I feel like I want to do. Gosh!

I never screw up. ever.
This morning I was so fucking tired that I stayed in bed an half hour longer than I should have, well I usually do this every morning BUT, today I was actually finished in time. BUT again, I noticed that my bus/train-card was missing. It ended up with the train leaving without me. of course. I got 20 minutes late, and to my big surprise, they had decided to move the mathtest to this morning. Yay! I was absolutely thrilled!
It went quite well tho'. This was just part A of the test. The Easy Part A. The Shitass Hard Part B didn't turned out as well as A.
I think we had about an hour to finish it. I always turn blank during tests. And then after like 20 minutes everybody, really EVERYBODY started to leave. I was like "What the fuck? You cannot finish in just 20 minutes you idiots! did we get the same test? Damn if I need 40 more minutes then everybody ells, I must be really really stupid. Hell hell hell
I got so damn stressed out, you just couldn't imagine. It turned out like shit!
But really, who needs math? ok it's usable pretty often, BUT I still hate tasks like "calculate 2+2. motivate your answer!" Eh well 2+2 is 4 because of...
Why? why need a reason? It's just the way it is.
Actually, I like math. I bet you can tell it from the part above.
+ the part B did NOT contain 2+2 but you get the point..

We love Moppefjun

I've turned slightly schizofrenic living here in tha big city. It's not just me anymore, it's we. Just to make things clear when I write our, we or us. well in some of the cases it's about Felicia and I but then I'll let you know..

Nightclubbin' Bright light clubbin' Oh isn't it wild?


we know you love us.
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# Posté le mercredi 24 septembre 2008 16:24

Modifié le lundi 29 septembre 2008 12:59